Funny Shayari

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Funny Shayari Hai aap ke honton pe jo muskaan wagera, Qurbaan gaye is pe dil-o-jaan wagera, Billi to yunhi muft main badnaam huyi, Thailay mein to kuch aur tha samaan wagera, Be’hirss o gharzz farzz adaa ki jiye apna, Jis tarah police karti hai chalaan wagera, Ab hosh nahin koi ke badaam kahan hai, Ab apni hatheli pe hain dandaan* wagera, Har shirt ki bushratt bana dali hai Anwar, Yun chaak kiya hum ne garebaan* wagera.. Funny Shayari Meray dil mai dhoom jis larki ne mcha “rakhi” hai Naam us shokh Haseena ka “Allah-rakhi” hai Main “Allah-rakha” hoon, Wo “Allah-rakhi” hai Shayad Allah ny wo mere liye hi bana “rakhi” hai Kehtay hain k “rakhi”hui cheez hi kaam aati hai Is liye mene”rakhi” se laga”rakhi” hai Ab Haqiqat to ye batany k liye “rakhi” hai Ke “rakhi” ne raton ki neend ura “rakhi” hai Ye kya tumne “rakhi rakhi” laga “rakhi” hai Kambakht”rakhi” ne to ksi or se laga “rakhi” hai.

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