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GF: i love u baby.
BF: (softly) i love u 2
... GF: aise kyn bola?
BF: bas thoda mood sa off tha.
GF: dosto k sth to bade khush rehte ho,mere sth
hi drame.
Bf:(pyar se) aisa kch nai jaanu, tabiyat thodi theek
nai.
GF: haan abhi dost ph kardega to 2 sec mai
tabiyat theek ho jaye gi.
BF: dost kahan se agye, mera mood thoda upset
hai bas.
GF: mere sth hi ye sb hota hai, frnds k sath njoy
krte ho,badi has k pics click karwate ho. Ya koi
aur ladki pasand agyi?
BF: (aur jyada pyar se) arrey, kahan se kahan baat
le ja rhi ho?
GF: aj sb clear hoga!
BF: kya clear karna hai jaanu, aisa kya hogya??
GF: (khud confused) jb tm khud clear nai, tmhe
kch pata nai to maikya bolu?
BF: (trying to act smart) tmhe hua kya hai, kis baat
pe upset ho. Btao.
GF: tmhri sangati kharab hai!
BF: mere sth to tm ho
GF: ab bohot hogya,ab aur nai
BF: (ful crashed) hua kya hai, ye tobta do
GF: hm ab sth nai reh sakte
BF: ye baat kahan se ayi
GF: i want break up
BF: (kilas kar) hmmmm, ok
GF: (gone crazy) haan, yhi chahte ho tm to, fir tm
jo marzi kar sako.
BF: arrey khud ne bola abhi, maine kya galat kaha
GF: itni prob thi to bola kyn nai, mai khud bina
bole chali jati tmhrilyf se( biggest joke )
BF: (apne baal pakad kar) mjhe meri galti to bta do
GF: waqt ane pe pata chalegi tmheapne ap, jb mai
chali jaungi ( Kbhi nai jayegi )
BF: accha, to mai wait krta hun sahi waqt ka
GF: tm serious kb hoge
BF: ab kya hospital mai admit hojaun serious hone
k liye
GF: go to hell
BF: dnt cal me again
.
AFTER 3 HOURS
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GF: tmhe pta hai na mai tmhre bina nai reh sakti
jaanu, sorry i love u my baby
BF: (Sab bhool kar) accha fir i luv utooo
GF: itna sad kyn sound kara?
READ IT AGAIN FROM TOP, SAME HI HOGA!